Instalments
This page is just as real as the products we sell. Which is to say, it doesn't exist.
Buy Now, Pay Never
Why pay F$1,000 today when you can pay F$0 today and F$0 tomorrow?
Since the Petri Account system uses imaginary Freedom Dawllors, we have decided that spreading the cost over 12 months is pointless. You're already spending fake money. Just spend it all at once!
Warning: Missing an imaginary instalment payment will result in an imaginary debt collector visiting your imaginary house.