Privacy Policy — nyetsiop.

ANY THING THAT LOOKS OR SEEMS SIMILAR TO AN EXISTING BRAND IS PURE COINCIDENCE AND WE DO NOT SELL, OR MEAN TO IMITATE A SHOP.

Welcome to nyetsiop. The dopamine of shopping. None of the spending.

1. What we collect

Absolutely nothing real. We don't want your data, your credit card, or your address. Everything you do here is saved locally on your device for your own amusement. We are an anti-shop, built purely for the vibes and the dopamine hit of clicking "Buy Now".

2. How we use your "data"

We use it to show you a fake basket and a fake checkout screen. That's it. There is no backend server hoarding your shopping habits. The only thing we are optimizing is the speed at which you can experience the joy of a £0.00 checkout.

3. Cookies

We don't use tracking cookies. The only cookies we endorse are the ones you eat while scrolling through our endless catalog of non-existent products.

4. Third Parties

We don't sell your data to third parties because we don't have it. If a third party wants your data from us, they'll be very disappointed.

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